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Anonymous asked: I am here to slay you, foxy spider!
Haha, yeah, alright.
Whatever you say, anon.
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Haha, yeah, alright.
Whatever you say, anon.
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Why Don’t You Ask Terezi Instead
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Wanna impale me some Kanaya.
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You Still Just Jumped Into A Pit Of Spikes For No Reason
8eing impaled is my secret fetish.
8lushes profusely.
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I Was Actually A Spike Trap Made Of Silver Spikes This Whole Time Oops It Looks Like You Just Pounced Into Your Demise
Aha!
8ut I was actually a werewolf spider and have rendered the silver spikes useless with my spidery a8ilities.
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So stop nickerin’ seductively.
Niiiiiiiicker.
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Hoofbeasts Don’t Pounce You Imbecile
I am still a werewolf I was o8viously just 8eing a clever hunter, dumpass.
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You ain’t my type.
You 8n’t my type, either.
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Disgruntled Whinny
Animal n8ure re-esta8lished.
Pounces aggressively.
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I am so people.
Nickers seductively.
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Yeah 8ut it actually looks good, unlike that stuff. ::::P
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See there is nothing that sounds delicious a8out ‘50% rendered fat’.
I think I will pro8a8ly just keep drinking my tea and stay awake that way.
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but horses aren’t people!
Gru8s aren’t people either they’re gru8s.
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